theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

(via its-aisha)

i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

(Source: addelburgh, via its-aisha)

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

(via its-aisha)

thatprettymvthafvcka:

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

I am in love with her.

(Source: fionagoddess)

(Source: bodyrock, via its-aisha)

kuntybynature:

xprofessor:

trangst:

"i’m not white i’m greek"

image

*logs out for 700 years*

That shit tastes so gross too

(via thatprettymvthafvcka)

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

(via just-yasmeen)

(Source: memewhore, via just-yasmeen)

just-yasmeen:

desirethepositive:

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner

HELLO THIS WAS MADE FOR ME

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

(via crystalitesummerstar)

surmounts:

serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

image

 

(via its-aisha)

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

(via its-aisha)

peoplecraveattention:

only-one-in-love:

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

Dayummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(Source: baddaysequence, via but-shadows-and-lust)

onlylolgifs:

Secret Agent Cat

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