papaya-war:

whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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memeguy-com:

Im not sure Disney understands this concept very well

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trusthim:

So whitemanmarchprotestsigns is trending on twitter and I thought I’d share some of my favorites. Part 1 of 2.

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bobdoom:

lunathepug:

What kind of noise is that supposed to be, Luna?

This is 100% worth sharing again.  It’s one of my favorite videos of all time.

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therealbenyonce:

me neither 

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artofapa:

 

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milkyytea:

chronicdelight:

My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.

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goldcollars:

swdyw:

H&m can’t really afford to have long lines bc the longer you stand there the more time you have to be lik why th fuck am I buying this shit

Yessss

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offcenteredleader:

sophieandherkind:

teenage-smoocher:

Older inspirational Disney. This is what I miss.

Goofy’s a dog?

there’s 2 types of people

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buttermilkqueen:

subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.

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