whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
H&m can’t really afford to have long lines bc the longer you stand there the more time you have to be lik why th fuck am I buying this shit
subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.