whyarentibritish:

thisonenerdychick:

laughlikealoononloontablets:

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So basically muggle sugar quills??

oh my god youre right

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mquester:

I loved this scene so much. The actors play off this pairing as flirty and adorable in a way the characters really weren’t in the novels IMO. 

That said, when she said the line, “Girls see more blood than boys,” my husband was all confused and like, “What, warrior women, she means?”

So I just looked at him and started listing off, “Blood from their periods every month, maybe blood from sex, blood from childbirth, blood from tending and washing the wounded and dead…That’s been true for most of womankind all through history.”

And he got very, very quiet.

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fats:

strangeasanjles:

speak on it

perfect.

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yoooitsreebaby:

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

ganjflavoredcleats

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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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how to get rid of period cramps:

insertgreaturl:

1. heat a towel

2. wrap towel around your belly

3. set towel on fire

4. wait until you’re dead

5. enjoy

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cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via julissaar)

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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